The Jargon File


There's no such thing as a wine geek or an art geek. You can be a maths geek or a science geek. There's no other kind of geek. Geeks only form of nourishment is caffeine, sugar and plastic. If we're awake before noon, we haven't been to bed yet. We're smelly, funny looking, and have no social skills. We know lots of science and technology. We know little of pop culture, and seldom get laid. This is what makes a geek.
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